Putting the Fun in FuneralSome deaths come suddenly or too soon and can really hit hard, others seem to be a blessed relief. Similarly, some funerals can be deeply upsetting and sad, others can make you want to hug the world.
Mmm, don't want to bring you down or anything, but tell us your funeral stories...
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chthonic, Thu 11 May 2006, 9:31)
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I've been to four funeralsTwo were for people who had had fair innings, and two were for people who should have had longer.
My only advice to those who haven't attended one yet would be make sure to get properly drunk afterwards. It helps. And if an over-bearing Christian drink-free zealot tries to admonish you for getting drunk in front of God, why not let your atheist mate inform them:
"Can't you just cock-off? Alcoholism is a cult dating back four times as long as your Jesus group."
(, Fri 12 May 2006, 9:59, Reply)
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