Invent an undetectable worm virus
write some code that would self replicate and hack international accounts shaving off 0.0001 pence off each one (the extra that is never rounded up when interest is calculated)and depositing it into your own

amounts too small to detect yet I'm guessing it would take about a week before your account hits 1 million

(anyone with good coding skills pm me)
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:31, 12 replies)

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Isn't this the scam in "Office Space"?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:36, closed)

And one of the superman films (the one with Richard Pryor)
which they also mention in office space
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:38, closed)

^ah.
I don't think I've seen the Richard Pryor one. Is that number 3 or 4? I've seen Superman, and fairly sure I've seen number 2 as well.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:39, closed)

Number 3 I think
Office Space is an absolute gem of a film, watched it on TV a couple of years ago and was surprised at how funny it was.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:41, closed)

Office Space is awesome
I like the bit where he says "You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear"

Dunno why, I think I just like crazy comparisons
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:49, closed)

TPS Reports
Mmmmmmmmmmmm... yeaaaaaaaaaah...

Im gonna have to ask you to get me those TPS reports by the end of the day...
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Wed 6 Aug 2008, 11:59, closed)

Quotes away...
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:19, closed)

PC Load Letter
What the fuck does that mean?
(JohabMorelli is spenging merrily away, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 12:54, closed)

Office Space/Superman 3 nicked it from
Harry Harrison - it was in one of the stainless steel rat books (pre 84)

The Men in Black movie nicked the little alien in the head thing from his 'Bill the Galactic' hero book too
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 13:55, closed)

I've Good Coding Skills
And, having worked for a lot of big financial institutions, I can tell you that this don't work, can't work.

Just for the sake of argument, suppose you could write a worm that could do this (you can't it's flatly impossible. If you doubt me, try transferring 0.0001 pence from one account to another) - you'd still get caught within a day.

You see, banks have lots of wee overseer programs that constantly monitor account activity and flag any unusual transactions. And I mean *any* unusual transactions. And I can't think of many things more calculated to trip those programs than this.

And another thing. Most banks charge for every single transaction - at least they do on business accounts. So, rather than making money, you'd actually end up owing MILLIONS in bank charges.

So Mr Goat, once again, you've proven that you know next to fuck-all about anything....

Stick to the tin-foil.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 17:18, closed)

glad to see how seriously you take this suggestion
and yet none of what you've posted means it's still impossible to pull off, from someone working on the inside with access to overwrite the detector codes

(and on another note - if you want to get aggressive - pm me- seriously )
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 8:30, closed)