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Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

Thanks to b3th for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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I see a couple canoodling/snogging/getting a bit friendly in the street I will say - and it doesn't matter who is with me or if indeed I am by myself - "Hold me Johnny the life is leaving me."

This is something that my mum and my 92 year old nana say. Now that I've typed it its not even that ruddy funny. My mum is Irish and Grade A nutty and full of pointless/ridiculous expressions passed down from her mum that I now find myself saying.

It is more original than 'get a room' I suppose.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:41, 2 replies)
Not funny?
I nearly sprayed coffee out of both nostrils.
I'm going to use that one from now on.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 4:28, closed)
Well thank you
Please do...pass it on :) Its that much funnier if you say it in an Irish accent.
(, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:45, closed)

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