Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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in my experiencewoman experience a very horny phase during pregnancy, that involves most types of lurid behaviour. Big, pendulous boobies to mash and after the big event, you can slake your thirst from the teat during the more vigourous bouts of clam bashing. Breast milk has a very particular taste, not altogether unpleasant i may add. Plus she gets the opportunity to spray her white juice all over your face
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The down side is that, brand new babies and stretched and torn grot-slots, do not make for adventurous sex, in fact it makes for none at all.
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