My friend of nearly 13 years
from school (and for some reason, after this, I'll let you ponder why he still is) got ridiculously close to his cousin and ended up in bed with her one day. She came round to my house, bawling her freckled eyes out after his mum (her aunt) caught them together naked, about to do something that their God would have actually approved of (Old testament I think, anyway...). In the coming years when I told this story to all my/his friends and my/his family (as a good friend tends to do), I always saved until last the fact that she was a dirty fucking ginger! "As if it wasn't bad enough she was his cousin, she was a dirty ginner!". I'll never let him forget it.
(5ifty0, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 23:07, Reply)