And on the seventh day…

God gazed down upon his flock and quoth:

“Ye fucksocks, some of the posts this week mean that my trusty smiting stick will soon be reduced to nought but withered stumpage!"

Lo and verily my brethren, thou must meditate deeply before considering the next QotW. Lest we forget the dark plague of the ‘mixtapes’ debacle...and after some recent arse-ups, we must not stray from the path...lowly wandering willy nilly into choosing any old wank.

Thou must take heed of the commandments:

* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer

And glory will be shone around like teen-spluff at a Girls Aloud gig.

Clasp your hands together, people. A little blind faith is necessary, but as we’re all too aware…Rob moves in mysterious ways…
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:09, 8 replies)

And lo an answer to all our problems came forth.
www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post390312
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:16, closed)

Arf!

I was actually going to add:

"My money is on the 'string' one" at the end of the post, but didn't think anyone was going to get it.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:20, closed)

Get a life

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:18, closed)

Aww....ok Bert.

Can I take yours?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:20, closed)

Sure
but please remember to fiddle with my body when you're done. I can't think of anything worse than dying but not being spunked up and burned.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:27, closed)

Just for that...

You're going to have a dignified funeral.

Well, as dignified as 'getting chucked into a wheelie bin full of battery acid and abandoned on Clapham Common' can be...;)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:32, closed)

Make that a wheel barrow
and I'll be a very happy bunny
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 11:42, closed)

I thought mine was quite good.
www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post392487

Then again I always do.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 12:06, closed)