Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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I'm always taking things too far...Just over a year ago my cousin hanged himself. We had the funeral (obviously) and the usual wake and so on and he is still sorely missed.
Anyway, a week or so later it's my great-aunties surprise birthday party at a local club function room, and some style conscious relative had dotted black balloons around the place.
On seeing these. my dad voiced his style-guru opinion "the balloons look fucking miserable" to which I replied "at least they didn't cost anything as they were probably the ones from my cousins funeral". Cue the highest ever 'dissappointed/disbelieving relative' count that I have ever achieved...
(, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 16:00, closed)
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