Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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I have but two talents......Sleeping and shouting.
The other day I was sitting watching the TV when two chav kids banged on my window and ran away. Brandishing my sword I wrenched open the patio door and bellowed down the street:
"IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU"
I was kinda hoping they'd bring their fugly chav big brothers back so I could've administered a proper beating to all concerned but sadly they took me at my word.
At that point I'd realised I'd gone too far.
(, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:16, Reply)
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