My computer gave away my secretsA good friend recently found out his girlfriend was pregnant when google autocomplete came up with 'symptoms of pregnancy'...
Has your googling been your undoing? Has someone found your gay porn stash? Have you had a Gary Glitter moment in PC World? Tell us how your computer has ratted on you.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 10:58)
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dirty old manI am waiting expectantly for my dad to give his PC some kid of porn-induced breakdown ever since a malware scan a few years ago brought up well over two hundred hits including three diallers and five competing homepage-adjusting scripts. The only remaining actual porn was a ten-second mpeg but I remain convinced (despite his protestations of innocence) that he'll accidentally break something one day. After all, this is the gentleman who (when I was smallchild) would be in such a rush to tape late-night channel four arthouse/filth that's he'd tape over stuff my sister and I had recorded and hadn't yet watched. The last time I went to visit I turned on the television in the morning to watch the news and found the freeview box still tuned to some form of poor-quality soft porn. There is no way in the world that he's not using the computer; just haven't caught him out yet.
phookoo - it's µ and therefore µtorrent. µ can be accessed by typing ALT + 0181; it's the Greek letter mu and is used to denote the prefix micro to mean *10^-6 or 1/1,000,000 of whichever unit it prefixes.
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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 6:38,
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