oh yeah... i sort of got caught once...
almost forgot this one.

back when i was an ickle 'un at school, i had a mate who was a couple of years older and had gone to uni. we'd swapped email addresses (the school gave every student an account, for some reason) and he'd taken the opportunity to send me filth.

namely a story about a girl named samantha and her horse. and the very naughty things she did with her horse. me, being me, found this absolutely hilariously funny, and told my mates about it.

someone then decided to get me to email it over to them, and then they printed out a copy of it. on the school's network printer. which maintained a copy in the cache of everything it had printed.

next thing i know i'm being hauled up in front of the deputy head for distributing dodgy material to first years.

apparently, the dumbass who'd printed it decided to leave all of the email addresses of everyone who'd recieved it in the printout. which some enterprising young kiddie had found, and printed, and distributed from the printer's cache.

in the end, they let me off on the grounds of my 'good standing with the members of staff' (for that, read i was on first name terms with a couple of them, and was known for being a helpful person and a good boy back then).

i did get a talking to from my form tutor, though, who'd obviously been told about it and thought to give me some friendly advice. probably of the 'how not to get caught on school computers' variety. i told him the whole story, and when i pointed out it was about a girl and a horse with something of a smirk on my face, we both had a laugh about it, and he stopped the 'advice'.

i always wondered what would have happened had they found the other story about some lucky bloke, three women, lots of restraints, bdsm, and lots of generally quite fun sounding stuff...

for the record, horses: no, bondage: bring it on ;)
(blades is looking for a brain, any brain, at, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 12:10, Reply)