Animal cruelty
It shouldn't have made me laugh so much, but the sight was hilarious. I was fourteen or so and we were walking round a small seaside town when a little dog came trotting past. It stood in the middle of a square, obviously lost and alone. A man came up behind it and kicked it (it was a very small dog) not hard, but firmly- more a sort of boot under the arse, lift then kicked off. The dog flew. Quite literally. There were horrified gasps from the animal loving British public, mutterings about cruelty. And there was me laughing helplessly.

I also heard the explanation the man gave, which was simply 'I just couldn't help it, it was too tempting.'

Edit: as far as I could tell, the dog was unhurt. It landed fine, and trotted off
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:32, 5 replies)

I dont even like dogs
But this guy was a cock.

That is all.
(steh30, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:45, closed)

that's why
it was a guilty laugh
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:07, closed)

Who hasn't done that a coupla times?

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 23:13, closed)

me
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 0:15, closed)

My guilty laugh is explaining to my wife why I'm pissing myself laughing at a dog getting a kick up the arse, despite the fact we're both animal lovers.

"I couldn't help it..."
(evil_hound last barked at the moon on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:24, closed)