Warning - Nerd story
I used to play *gasp* World of Warcraft. I'm thankfully now cured. For the uninitiated, 'high-end' WoWing requires a lot of teamwork if you want to get all the best stuff. Thus, you generally put your evening in the hands of the other 9 or 24 people who you're playing with. So when someone goes to get a drink, or take a shit or whatever, if they are sufficiently important to the group, everyone else has to wait for them to get back, which is highly boring and inefficient, everyone wants to get on, kill the bosses and get the loot.

So when one of our key players fucked off in the middle of an evening's play, for around an hour without explaination, leaving us all frustrated and stranded, the rest of the group was mightily pissed. 'He'd better have a fucking good reason for this', we fumed over our microphones.

When he finally returned, it was to cries of 'WTF man?' etc.
'My Aunt just died'.

Silence.

Then someone pipes up 'What did she drop?'

Everyone laughed. Surely to Hull with us?
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:32, 6 replies)

hahaha being an ex wow player I know what you mean.
Great response!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:36, closed)

hahahahaha!
Raidfail :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 9:51, closed)

Love it.
(evil_hound last barked at the moon on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:53, closed)

Superb
Leeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooy!
(kitescreech still here, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:17, closed)

jenkiiiiiiiinssssss
click
(Lord Potato, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 3:27, closed)

Haha
You get a clickie 'cause I lolled.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Mon 26 Jul 2010, 18:52, closed)