There was a dull cunt named Rory,
tossed his toys out the pram for a story.
For his sad dearth of wit
the interminable shit
has been put right on my 'ignore'..y


(Actually, I dunnno... the thickos with delusions of magnifience are generally excellent fun.)
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:17, 1 reply)

LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY I'M PUTTING ANOTHER FORUM USER ON IGNORE
I'M IN NO WAY UPSET OR PRONE TO WOBBLES
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:47, closed)

I don't actually have anyone on ignore - and I decided against making you the first. Not because I have any expectation of you producing anything worthwhile - you're clearly thicker than a donkey's cock, and not even half as useful - but because it amuses me to mock your cliched, derivative 'little man on the internet' tantrums.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:57, closed)

I HATE YOU AND I WISH YOU WERE DEAD

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:08, closed)

shout louder, little fella - you can be as big as you want on the Internet ;)
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:13, closed)

This is where you're wrong,
Happo Phantomo. Cano you noto see thato heo cano puto the lettero "O" ono the endo of wordos to createo someo illusiono ofo intelligenceo?
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:22, closed)

I don't think putting someone on ignore is a sign of being upset,
just that you don't want to see someones posts, for whatever reason, surely?
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:18, closed)