Guilty PleasuresYou know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
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chthonic, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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This is vile but...I really like trying to produce the biggest, stickiest bogey I can before squidging it between my fingers and looking at the patterns. Then I really really like to roll it until it becomes rubbery and throw it at the bin. I think this is half the pleasure I get from snorting coke - it produces some stonkers!
More innocently I love the smell of old blu-tac, and I really like to squidge it and look at the patterns. Occasionally I make a little blu-tac Jesus too.
Oh, I forgot, I really like producing the smelliest fart I can under the duvet and then sniffing it and taking pride in how awful it is.
And I really like lying in the bath and letting the water flow out before moving myself up and down it, trying to create a vacuum and make a huge noise, audible downstairs. It really annoys my wife!! Only downside is that sometimes it leaves a huge bruise on my lower back.
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disasterprone gets up at 4am every day. Lordy., Thu 7 Apr 2005, 12:01,
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