SNEEZEING!
If you take a really good mouthful of dry ginger ale, then swallow it all in one go, the bubbles somehow throw themselves up your nose internally and make you sneeze. I fucking love that. Just today, I went to sainsbury's and bought 3 bottles for 99p. I also bought some chewing gum to push me over the £1 mark. So I've got a week of delectable sneezes, AND 2 nectar points.

Simple pleasures...

Oooh, I also love staring at the sun when it's really bright cos that makes me sneeze too. It's great.

Oh yeah, when I've got a normal sneeze coming, and I'm in polite company I like to really ham it up and shout the bloody thing out. Nothing more satisfying than a proper cartoon Waaaa-hooo sneeze. Marvellous. (apart from wanking, obviously)

Also, when I was younger I used to be really proud that I could hold my nose when I sneezed and perfect an almost perfectly silent sneeze. I stopped after that one time when I made my right ear pop (possibly literally) and my balance went to fuck and I just fell on the floor and felt like the world was falling over for about 10 minutes and couldn't stand up. Although looking back, that was quite fun too. Maybe I stopped cos of the terrible terrible headaches and loss of vision...

Meh.

No apologies for length, apart from this one.

Sorry.
( Tone Depear fucking rocks, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 1:26, closed)