Guilty Pleasures, part 2It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.
What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?
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chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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At night in bed under the duvetI let my pinkie root around the outskirts of my chocolate starfish to collect anything I missed during my last sit-down.
I intentionally let the fingernail grow long for this job. When collected, I'll then scoop off with my thumbnail, make a ball between thumb and first finger, flick.....then wait for the sound of it landing somewhere in the dark.
Sometimes I leave it on my fingernail until morning when its gone hard then I prise it off and it crumbles. Powdered poo flakes! Isn't the human body amazing?
I also like to wake up in the night and place my bottom next to my missus' own sweet cheeks and fire off a guff of deafening proportions.
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Ultimate Cakes & Sweets Why,what are you planning to do - photosynthesize?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 22:52,
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