Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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ExplosionWhen young (around 8 I think) my mother noticed a nasty sore on the side of my mouth.
Many an old wives tail later she banned me from drinking from cans (pepsi, coke etc) thinking that was the reason.
It was actually caused by me returning to a fire I had started slightly to early after putting an aerosol can on it, the explosion from the aerosol can blew up (among other things) quite a bit of molten plastic that was on the fire, some of which landed on my clothes and face.
It melted on my face causing a mark which lasted for far too long.
Odly I still don't drink out of cans to this very day.
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