Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Salad daysWe have, on two separate occasions, served guests a cucumber of moderate girth and a large carrot which had previously been put to nafarious use as 'make do' dildos.
In our defence they were both peeled first, but hey, it's the thought that counts.
Stick to meat and two veg if you ever get an invite.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 15:40, Reply)
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