Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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The tragic loss of our wonderful princess lady DianaI have to say that I didn't give a fuck about her dying, then or now. I was onlt shocked and saddened that all the telly and radio broadcasts went to shit. I was stuck doing a shitty job (no day off for me!) with only a radio for comfort and even that played nothing but sad old fucktard songs all bastard day.
Should've let them take fucking pictures of her shouldn't she!
I thought all those people crying outside her palacial gaff were a right bunch of tossers. They'd never even met the bitch!
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 19:04, Reply)
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