GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 14:28,
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Ok, the moral of this story isDon't go to the gym to have sex with a horse. Especially not if either you or the horse has SWINE FLU.
Happy now?
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are you sure?are you sure?
are you sure?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:14,
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Yes, I am certainNo, I am not a brand of deodorant
Yes, I am the leading cable & wireless supplier for Guernsey, Jersey and the Isle of Man
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