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Getting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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I used to go. I need to start agin to loose the flab and get fit. Sigh.

I hate it.

It's one place where I am even less attractive than usual. Firstly, there isn't a sports bra on earth that can prevent my stupid, oversized tits from bouncing like Tigger on acid. Secondly, my face sweats and abnormal amount and I go bright red. Thirdly, I puff, pant and moan like a low grade porn star.

All in all it is a sorry and unattractive sight.

Length...any would be good at the moment.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:14, closed)
I puff, pant and moan like a low grade porn star.
Me too, maybe i should stop with the homemade porn...
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 20:59, closed)
It's got to be better than the gym.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:07, closed)
i lied
i am unfit... maybe i should make some. Maybe you and ChiTown Guy could be my star actors :P.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:07, closed)
Pics or it didn't happen
"Firstly, there isn't a sports bra on earth that can prevent my stupid, oversized tits from bouncing like Tigger on acid."

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:07, closed)
I do have comedy breasts.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:08, closed)
That's only helping my argument
and piqueing my interest. And I am not a breast man.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:10, closed)

Why don't you try running around in your local green areas ? I have woods and long beaches near me and they're great places for running and you can puff and pant all you want + it's free, apart from the petrol to get you there... Gyms are designed to make you feel crap.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:07, closed)
I should...
give it a go. I'm just really poo at anything sporty!
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:09, closed)
POIDH, seriously

(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:17, closed)
You can have a click BUT only after u post a
pic. This is so we can confirm ur story:)
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:19, closed)
Sorry, but I don't have a pic of the comedy boobs (not a clean one any way). I would hate to corrupt your pure minds with my F cups lol.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:26, closed)
:O not clean?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics! Pics!

Another perverse and obsessed American
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:38, closed)
You said you weren't even a breast man!
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:43, closed)
technically, I am not
I am an eye man.

However, I can make exceptions for the extraordinary case.

And what a nice set of extraordinaries you apparently have. I'm sure they will please my eyes.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:48, closed)
You sound like quite a sweetie x
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:53, closed)
Hard to believe I am still single at 44. :P
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 21:56, closed)
Tell me about it
29 and getting more and more single.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:03, closed)
A shame we're not closer
If you like dirty old American men.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:05, closed)
Yeah, why not!

I'm afraid I'm in the UK though.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 22:08, closed)
sorry but.....
.........has this place descended into a board for men pretending they're woman with mammoth gazongas chatting up 15 year olds with bi-foculs and a fucking back brace pretending to be sad 45+ divorcee wasters. If so keep me a warm seat you crazy bastards .......
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:17, closed)
lighten up ffs!
Firstly, I am a 29 year old female. Can't speak for the other chap but he doesn't strike me as anything suspicious.

Secondly, we were having a bit of a giggle. God forbid any of us enjoy ourselves on here!
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:23, closed)
well i just got off the phone...........
and god has actually forbidden any such activity, he closed his statement with the words, and I quote " the 11th commandment is that I, God, forbids cross breed/gender flirting on the holy internet, which came hance forth from the spare copper wire and old spectrums Michael Jackson left behind when he died. So He has spake, muthers!"
And that is a quote, night night.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:37, closed)
baby sitter for hire
only looks after crips !
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:38, closed)
Prove it
I wanna see pictures!. Clearly only 29 pictures of all your birthday cakes, with ascending numbers of candles will do.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:39, closed)
I shall task my mother to trail through the family photo albums at the earliest opportunity.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:42, closed)
Elementary my dear Watson
"the other chap"
The other chap, like the other man in the film apart from your boobied-boabied manshe badself.

You 0 - Jesus 1
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:43, closed)
If you say so dearie.
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 23:45, closed)
I would complain...
...and say typical how the most replies so far has been about F cups.

But I'm here and I'm lovin' it.

Where in the UK was that again? :)

Seriously thugh - just gaffer tape them down. Get someone to grab one end of a roll and do a few turns, and voila!
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 8:14, closed)
Gaffer tape
Lol sounds like one of Lady Gaga's outfits.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:41, closed)

(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 9:20, closed)
I'm a G cup and my chosen sport is trampolining! Berlei level 4 shock absorber bras are the only ones thatI've found to be any good so far(though it is still disturbing to see slow mo video of yourself).
(, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 11:58, closed)
Jean-Paul Gaultier
could do something for you, I'm sure, with a couple of dismasted golfing umbrellas and some bungee cords.
(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 15:31, closed)
Just thought...
I'd say I didn't think it was a competition but if it is I would be happy to lend a hand and judge.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 0:50, closed)
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:41, closed)
G cup?!
Crikey gal! Thats a pair and a half!

I salute you.
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:40, closed)
What is
(, Mon 13 Jul 2009, 22:42, closed)
We demand high-res slow-motion video!

Hours of it.

(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 16:43, closed)

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