GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Fuck you so very fucking muchI have the most ludicrously efficient metabolism ever - I gain more weight from eating than the actual weight of the food I eat. I am quite literally gaining mass from latent energy in some sort of gross violation of the conventions of physics and chemistry.
Arsebollockingfucknuggetry.
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