GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Holy fukc..There was a moth in my toilet yetserday morning and it was still there trying to get out when I got home from work 10 hours later. Just swimming round and round in the pissy water.
I pissed on it and flushed a few times but the fucker was going no where. Then I felt bad. Then I scooped it out with a loo roll tube and put it on the cystern. It was gone when I went back.
I like to think that his moth friends all call him pissyface now.
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oh man you should totally take that shit to qotwoh wait you have HAHAHAHAHA
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:24,
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