Just remembered
how could I have forgotton, one lovely pudding issued to us from the school cantine. Lemon Surprise, I didn't think much of it and happily tucked into the custard smothered delight, to find that the SURPRISE was that it tasted... like fish. Makes me retch to this day. I had to do the inexcusable and spit it back into the bowl. I nearly chucked right there wedge in and unable to escape.
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 17:59, Reply)

Marmite?
What do people have against Marmite? Think about it when you eat bread! Marmite is YEAST EXTRACT! What is used to make bread rise? YEAST! So every time you eat bread, you consume it! I can't be arsed to look at the jar because it's 2 floors below me. What else it has in it (if anything) i don't know.

Oh well. I suppose that for once an advert is correct. 'You either love it or hate it'.

That's wierd, telling the public that you might hate their product...hmmn...

IS anybody with me on the Marmite and the funny advert campaign?
(Noonaa, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 17:59, Reply)

Mushrooms
They are vegetables, yet they feed off the dead like a hu-man.

And they're the Devil's Cock.
(Swandive, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 17:58, Reply)

Tuna
Because I'm allergic to it and it makes me projectile vomit.
(nN, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 17:55, Reply)

You bunch of fussy tarts
Put enough salt and pepper on anything and it's edible - nay, delicious. FACT.

In fact, give a hungry man a salt and pepper grinder and leave him in any environment - zoo, second-hand shoe shop, nursing home - and he will happily survive until he's down to the bricks and mortar.
(Ian Maiden, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 17:19, Reply)

Snack-A-Jacks
Just the smell of them make me what to throw up.

Plus food dripping in fat - eugh!!! Went to a friends house many years ago and she was eating a burger. The bun was sopping wet in pure grease and fat. Still turns my stomach when i think about it!!!
(Mogg This Space To Rent, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 17:04, Reply)

:(
liver - although saveloys I do likee
meat with cartilage left from shoddy butchering - no
kidneys - no
chick peas - taste funny
semolina - should be fed to prisoners
cold pickled squid bits - no, not at all, ever, thank you very much anyway, i'll just be on my way now.
( fridge_magnet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 16:56, Reply)

Cucumber is bad.
it is continuously put in salads and infects any other food that touches it with it's cucumber-jism water. why would anyone in their right mind contaminate a lovely smoked salmon sandwich with the sliced up knob of the goat-legged one.

BUT!

And this is a BIG BUT!

American pancakes, not only do they stick to the roof of your mouth and taste like fried spongecake but the horrors that Yanks use these culinary atrocities to excuse. If they have on of these on their plate with other scrummy items such as bacon and sausage they douse the ENTIRE LOT with sweet stick maple syrup, and my lunch is tryin g to make an escape already. They made me retch before, BEFORE I saw my brother eat one at Denny's one time. He covered the entire plate sized butterscoth monstrosity in ketchup, YES KETCHUP!!! and ate it, all of it. Oh the endless gaggging, I had to excuse myself, and the stench like rotting pig eyeballs in sugared marmite BAHHHHH!!

I will not apologise for length, HA!
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 16:40, Reply)

food that should not be
Fish – Horrific.
Most foodstuffs smell when they start to go off as a natural warning not to eat them. These finny fuckers are like that ALL THE TIME.

Sweetcorn – El Diablo’s very own putrid nuggets of wrong.
The fact that your body can’t digest the kernels properly should really make it obvious that sweetcorn is not actually food.

Anyone who eats tuna and sweetcorn sandwiches is ill.

(p.s sprouts are lovely – send them to me if you don't want them)
( coco, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 16:37, Reply)

Aloe Vera
THE most disgusting thing ever!! I had to eat some while in Kenya to settle a stomach bug. It is just plain wrong. I cannot describe how grim it is! Everyone should try it once. It is back of the throat nasty. Urghh Makes me heave just thinking about it.
( studlywonder, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 16:11, Reply)

Un Fun Drugs
Being festival time i recently procurred a few handfuls of magic mushrooms, no one told me they taste like panda poo. I was advised to try them when they had gone slightly mouldy, oh how that improved the flavour!
(cedricroussell, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:18, Reply)

Doner Kebabs...
taste super-gorgeous when you're half-cut, nobody can deny that. Its just the morning after burp flavour I can't stand:
*urp* and you've got skanky old lamb scrapings flavour in your mouth - so vomititious.
Chillis make it worse.
Ring of fire is another reason to avoid them.
(Rata-tat-atouille, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:14, Reply)

I dont like
Soggy Biscuits very much
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:49, Reply)

oh another one...

crabsticks....those pink/white efforts???


taste like.....two words...


used condoms....
(bum plops, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:46, Reply)

More nasty 'n' nice
Nice: Ostrich steaks...Bloody wonderful, all the taste of steak but soooooooo tender.

Nasty: Anchovies... bleeurgh taste of 10 week old leopard's fanny batter
Olives... bleeeeeeuuuuurrrgggghhhh 10 week
old SALTY leopard's fanny batter
Pizza with both th above on....No comment
( loonybean giving as good as he gets since 2004, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:41, Reply)

pooey foods
corned beef is rank. if i think about it any more i will vomit over my keyboard. again.
(captaincareless, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:35, Reply)

flumps/marshmallows!!!!
foamy, frothy, mushy, pappy, pulpous, pulpy, quaggy, squashy, squelchy, squishy, soapy tasting turds!


grr
(bum plops, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:34, Reply)

Other nasty + nice things...
I've already ranted on about cheese (see posts passim), which is still out in front as far as disgusting foods go. It is the Michael Schumaker of disgusting foods - it's obvious that it'll win, but just how far in front of the others will it get?

But also, after reading this thread, I must add:

Celery - people says it's tasteless, but it's not. Its taste is so strong I can tell if something has been next to it in the fridge. Oh, and it's not negative in calories - that's an urban myth.

Bread and butter pudding - slimy goop.

Just to set the record straight about some lovely stuff that other people inexplicably have nominated (obviously due to some temporary mental aberration):

Mushrooms - the only thing that would be great about being vegetarian is that you get to eat more mushrooms. Here's a quick snack suggestion. Slice half a dozen mushrooms into a mug. Microwave for 90 seconds. Drain, slap between two slices of buttered bread. Devour.

Sweetcorn - my wife berates me for asking for sweetcorn with every meal.

Rice - lovely. As a student, often had a bowl of rice+sweetcorn as a meal.

Sprouts - super stuff. I always liked sprouts, even as a kid, but you mustn't overcook them.
( Amish Information Systems once met a real life rocket plumber, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:28, Reply)

Baby sick
Not technically food, but while I was lying on a family friend's couch, throwing my (then a) baby brother up in the air and catching him, he vomited into my mouth. while raised in the air. that is into my mouth, not everywhere including my mouth, not my face especially my mouth, but accurate as a 13 year old CS player using an aim hack and an AWP, right into my mouth. tasted like milk only spicier, lumpier, and bile infused.

still, it's a damn sight tastier than homepride pasta bake *bork*

edit: Just had a thought, wouldn't it be ironic if a b3tan hated hummus?
(Slyph, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:09, Reply)

not exactly food...
i can't be the only person who knows someone who eats their own scabs. complain about mushrooms looking like dead skin, but eating dead skin off your own body...

plus my friend used to chew not only his nails, but his TOEnails. christ.
(tramp boy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:06, Reply)

just a tip
do not take 'shots' of italian dressing.i threw up.
(That guy with a hat., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 14:04, Reply)

surprised no one has mentioned brocolli.
i gag when eating it. the taste is somewhat repulsive but also the buds just remind me of day of the triffids.
mange touts as well. they are fucking vile. i would imagine a dogs cock rolled out with a pin and boiled would taste better.
and christ, the people on here with their fucking 'you shouldnt moan at least you have food, ever think about that?', fuck off. its just a fucking humourous question to pass the time of day at work. im aware of how many people are starving in the world and its terribly sad, but if youre that fucking worried then stop dicking around on b3ta and go and feed the masses. 'ever think about those people who dont have a job to skive off in, hmmm?'
like being back in fucking school, or at the dinner table as a child
(hazey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:44, Reply)

Another one
Spinach, popeye has a lot to answer for with this one.

If I wanted to add that much metal into my bloodstream I would drink copious amounts of guiness.

This stuff tastes like it is full of iron and because you can't digest it properly makes your poo's all stringy and claggy.

spinach in my experience is the no. 1 cause of Winnets/claggers.

Urrrgh hate the stuff
(a monkey's not just for christmas, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:40, Reply)

Glands
Any form of gland. Or anything that watches you as you eat it.

But they're all watching really.
(Gurnox, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:33, Reply)

meat
with veins in it

.....actually biting into meat, chewing, swallowing and then noticing 1/2 a vein in whats left on your fork.

reply.. hot and sour soup comes from Thailand and is delicious ( if you like chilli, garlic, lemongrass and coriander) .. but i have to say i've never seen it orange and lumpy
(gentleben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:31, Reply)

ONIONS!
one of the foods that actually makes me angry... why would you subject themself to the horrible slimey little buggers. just spent 10 minutes picking one out of my chicken and mozzarella melt; bloody irritating.

lettuce is pretty evil as well, and tomatos.

i basically hate the stuff that it's hard to get a sandwich without.
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:28, Reply)

Mini Cheddars
Vile, vile, vile. Tasting not dissimilar to cork coasters, and with only a fleeting taste of anything resembling cheese, and not good cheese either. Pig's cheese, i should think.
(The Visible Man, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:25, Reply)

re: celery
people talk about evil vegetables. mostly, a load of bullshit. but celery is actually out to sap your strength. we eat to provide nutrition, but celery takes more energy to eat than it provides! bastard.

personally, i love the stuff.
(tramp boy, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:24, Reply)

"hot and sour soup"
dear god in heaven. that stuff is wrong.
i was presented with it in what has to be described as a somewhat sketchy chinese in toronto (i dunno, i thought it would be "urban"). it was a precursor to the main while we waited.

the "restaurant" should have put me off by the massive smell of fish due to the giant tank of dirty lobsters at the back. and also, on the door as you went in, a laminated sign saying "we have NOT failed a health inspection" or some such thing.

so we get these little bowls of orange goo. it is sticky like glue and has the consistency of too-thick gravy ceptwith this i-contain-horses-bones consistency. and its got chunks in. some strips and some chunks and some bits... they're all white-ish and soft. texture of tofu but with a more suspicious shape.

so i think, "c'mon, live a little" (not sure why i was giving myself a pep talk to eat this stuff but hey) and i try it. and its so wrong. i get one of those waves of nausea that starts just after, (am actually getting one now) where you know youre gonna heave and you think youre gonna hurl. and actually in my head i begin thinking that the little bowl wont be big enough to hold my vomit. and i begin looking around for where to boke as the wave gradually overcomes me.

luckily i only heaved. hurrah. :D

i dont know if this "hot and sour" soup is something they have everywhere but sweet god it's wrong.


p.s. kippers too. smell is like death.
(elegans, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:10, Reply)