Helicopter ParentsBack when young ScaryDuck worked in the Dole office rather than simply queuing in it, he had to deal with a claimant brought in by his mum. She did all the talking. He was 40 years old.
Have you had to deal with over-protective parents? Get your Dad to tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:13)
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When I was 18I went on a date with a girl.
The long and short of it was, she was a bit of a slag.
We had a couple of drinks, she then dragged me over a field.
She gave me a blow job - I came.
She insisted on giving me another blow job straight away - I came.
She tried it again, but even I couldn't hack the third.
We didn't date again.
The last I heard, she was brain washed by a muslim fellow and had been whisked away to pakistan to wed him.
I don't have a daughter, or any children for that matter. But, if I did, the above reasons are exactly why I would be protective.
She was 16 on that date.
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Why can't this story read..I once went on a date with a young lady who enjoyed giving blow jobs. She has since fallen in love with and married a gentleman from Pakistan, where they are now enjoying married life together.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 21:47,
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why dont you......stop being so fucking dull you muzzy
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Me?I'm not the one who posted the story- I once went on a date and got a couple of blow jobs. The girl is now married- on a question about helicopter parents.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:29,
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but.. but...DARKIE IMMIGRANTS ARE COMING OVER HERE, STEALING OUR BLOW JOBS AND TAKING THEM TO PAKISTAN TO TRAIN AS TERRORISTS..
Yours,
Richard Littlejohn
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bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 9:56,
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You are an idiotIt's overprotective parents that encourage their children in to "inappropriate" behaviour. And rather than get on your high horse about it, shouldn't you be grateful?
And what the other people said. So you're an idiot on two fronts.
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^This^(, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:14, closed)
Double this..
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 9:19,
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lolthe pakistanis have sto3led our womens.
all your blowjobz are belong to us
(, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 11:27, closed)
Actually......you get a clicky for "All ur blowjobz R belong to Us".
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