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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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they're deadly. there are 7 of them.
Sloth - I'm a lazy mofo. I'm good at a number of things that I have to do regularly. The reason I am good at these is because it takes much less effort to become good than to remain shit and struggle each time.

Wrath - I am constantly angry with something or other. I'm generally easy going, but a lot of stuff enrages me. Stupid people for instance.

Gluttony - I fucking love food. used to be a fatty, now not so much. I love to cook and do it pretty well, and I love to eat the results.

Pride - Large ego as indicated by some of the above. I'm not ashamed to big myself up if the situation requires it. I also don't like to be embarrassed or losing. I'm also a vain motherfucker and can't help checking myself out in every reflective surface I pass.

Lust - I'm a man. This goes with the territory. I can't help but check out women, I'm sure I must do it more than most.

Greed - this is the one where I fall down a bit. I'm happy with my lot, for the moment at least. I think perhaps Sloth gets in the way of this. I'd want more stuff if only I could be arsed.

Envy - same as Greed I think. I've got the stuff I want, and I'm not really bothered about what other people have got.

although I could do with more sex...

This has probably been dull for you to read.

Sorry
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:30, 1 reply)
Ha...
The next time I see someone very good at something, I'll call him a lazy bugger.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 15:28, closed)

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