I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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My brother's fianceasked me to help plan their wedding. She's about 3 1/2 feet shorter than my brother.
I convinced her that she needed a beautifully decorated, sanctified box to stand on during the service. "Before the eyes of God, not under them," was the key phrase there.
The last I heard from her, she was looking up "marriage boxes" on Amazon.
Maybe not enough to send me to hell, but pretty damn evil. :D
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:30, 1 reply)
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