I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Last month at a FuneralI was in the Chapel listening to the Vicar give his obituary. It was a tense and sad moment for everyone
All was well with me until he said "We would like to thank the Lord for the life of Brian"
That did it, I had a fit of the giggles, Monty Python references kept on popping into my head,the vicar all of sudden sounded like John Cleese,Quotes from the film were also popping into my head. and whilst trying to calm down and block it out all I could imagine was the nude organist playing behind the curtain.
And the Coup de grâce?
the final music to walk out of the chapel to was 'Always look on the bright side of life'
I nearly pissed myself laughing.
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:34,
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THE BISHOP!!!1!!You should have stood up and screamed "THE TEXT, VIC! DON'T SAY THE TEXT!!"
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you don't know my wife do you?her dad was called brian and when he died a few years ago he'd requested a very similar situation, quotes and tunes included. sadly no parrots involved which was a shame
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 5:49, closed)
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