Christmas Repost!!! Perfect Timing!!
mwaahahahahah!!! straight to fucking hell for me! i think i've posted this before - maybe a shameful QOTW? i can't remember. Here's it again.

15 years ago, i was about 17, Christmas Eve was ALWAYS the best night out for going on the piss with your mates, in the locals. fuck New years. Anyways, 8 or 9 pints of wife beater and i was hammered - no questions. Walking home, with a mate around midnight, notice lots of people going into the local methodist church "ahhhhh - midnight mass" my brain tells me. "lets go in and have fun" says the booze.

Stood at the back, giggling, nudging each other, thinking we were being quiet, singing the wrong words, pretending to 'polish' an old mans bald head in front of us by making a squeaking noise and polishing motion. All the time we were getting evil looks. God, looking back now, i wish i could remove the memory of that night - it fils me with shame.

It's very warm, we sit down, calming singing, all very pleasant, i'll shut my eyes for 2 mins, you know, jus...............................................


Next thing i know, the vicar is prodding me awake "your friend ran away with 2 kneeling cusions" he says, then i remember where i am. it's 1:30am and i've been a little sick down my shirt and into my pocket. i manage to stand and run off into the night crying...
(TheManofScience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:44, 2 replies)

I clicked before
I'll click again.
(Milo Minderbinder, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:29, closed)

!!
Seasons greeting to you! yaa!!
(TheManofScience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:37, closed)