I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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For being naughty or for not adhering to God?I am pretty sure I’m going to hell. And if you get sent to hell for being naughty like I’ve been then it will be fun because I’ve had fun doing these things.
In God’s own house I lied. I believe you have to be baptised to be a godparent. So by going into His house and lying to become a Godfather, then that’s one for starters.
Asking my Catholic ex why she does that funny dance before making wishes every time she’s in a church, while chortling. Cheating on said Catholic ex who’s mates with God would also help get me there.
Then constantly lying and cheating to girls throughout my life just to get into bed with them. And then dumping them. Dumping the Virgin the day after she allowed me to take her virginity because she wasn’t very good may help too.
I could go on. But it’ll probably be for stealing a pound coin from my mum’s purse when I was five because that’s what she told me would happen after I did it. Arse.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:40, Reply)
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