Just remembered this one
Scaryduck's post here:

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/hell/post326923

Has reminded me of this one, courtesy of my friend A, a somewhat indelicate sort.

Imagine you happen to be walking through town on a Sunday morning, on a route that take you past a well-attended church with (this is important) big, glass doors.

Now imagine that two things happen.

1. You stub your toe rather painfully on the curb, just outside the church doors.

2. You forget where you are standing when this happens.



Now you're probably thinking that he swore very, very loudly. And you'd be right. As such, it was doubly unfortunate for him that it wasn't the congregation that he saw when he looked up at the horrified gasp. Oh no. It was the local Sunday school.

He claims that the sight of 30 or so children quietly mouthing the word 'fuck' to themselves, watched by a horrified vicar, prompted him to run faster than he ever had before.

It prompted me to laugh like a loon though, so all's well that ends well...
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, Reply)