Bad thoughts
Last night, I'm watching Sports Personality of the year much to my girlfriends chagrin.

It was my reward for putting up with the dancing and X-Factor on Saturday night.

She's bored senseless, so she's trying to get my attention. There's caressing and kissing and attempts at seduction.

And I'm watching the GB Cycling team pick up the team of the year award.

My girlfriend is trying to use her womanly charms.

And suddenly the thought pops into my head and is out of my mouth before I can stop it:

'Wouldn't it be great to be Victoria Pendleton's bicycle seat'

I didn't get any last night.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:25, 3 replies)

She didn't pick up on the cue?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:45, closed)

Seconded
Ms Pendleton is my current cycling pin up fave.

Would.

*ducks from barrage of thrown crockery*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:20, closed)

But..But!
That's funny! why didn't she laugh?
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:08, closed)