Gilbrecht and Solomon present:
dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum...

I am the very model of a left-wing intellectual
I'm Jewish and a communist and also homosexual
I fight for every evil and un-German ideology
Like Bolshevism, anarchy and Freudian psychology!

He fights for every evil and un-German ideology
and maybe he's a British spy who's stealing our technology!

I'm decadent, undisciplined, and not authoritarian
I don't believe the Japanese are altogether Aryan
I'm rather fond of gypsies and believe in relativity
I don't turn up to Hitler Youth, I'd rather have a cup of tea!

A decadent, undisciplined, Judeo-Communistic swine
We wish he'd find the energy to bugger off to Palestine!

(note: this is the fault of this post)
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:37, closed)

*Applauds enthusiastically*
Ladies and gentlemen, please show your appreciation for Ape.

Or you will be shot.
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:40, closed)

Sublime.
This is all of teh win.

/does not want to be shot, but is also showing genuine appreciation
(The Supreme Crow is a complete and utter badgerflap, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:40, closed)

At last no puns.
This is funny and clever and I actually sang it out loud in the office.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:43, closed)

Nicely done!
I'm glad you made this a separate post.
*clicks*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:44, closed)

Brilliant!

( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:49, closed)

Very good.
Very, very good.
(Moey, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:53, closed)

Stunning.
Once again, you win.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:59, closed)

This is full to the brim with excellence.
Knocks spots off some of Tom Lehrer's efforts, and fits the ictus to the rhythm of the music in a way that would make John Betjeman proud.
(Galactic Yeti, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:04, closed)

Bravo!
Wooo! *whistle* *applause* *clickment*
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:15, closed)

With Cat-like tread...
With jack-boot tread
*stomp*
Amongst the Jews we walk,
To steal their homes
At this we do not baulk.
No mercy shown
To those we've disposessed
And when they moan
Objectors we'll arrest.

(softly): Tarantara, tarantara

Hmm, got to get back to work. Will keep thinking about this.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:16, closed)

So much win!
*click*

Is this Ludwig Wittgenstein by any chance?

*hasn't looked at the link*
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 13:12, closed)

OK
This just rocks. Clicks
(powervator Twitted his twat on http://twitter.com/pow3rvator, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:16, closed)

Oh..
...wow!

Marvellous, just marvellous :)

Thanks for making me smile, I used to love listening to G&S tapes when I was a lad. My dad was a big fan!
(peteShaped, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:52, closed)

Love it, but
I can't believe you didn't get 'vegetarian' in there with left-wing intellectual etc.

- Oh, hang on...
(TurangaLeela, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 17:30, closed)

Wonderful
Well done, bravo!

*throws roses*
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:36, closed)

Top of the pile!
Nice work :)
( Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 9:54, closed)

Well done that Ape
Love it.
(Che Grimsdale More fridge-magnet than babe-magnet, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:58, closed)

This
is genius. Actual genius.
(Sammyhaswoefullyneglectedyou, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 13:56, closed)

Brilliant
Superb execution, if you don't mind me saying.
(annexed, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:41, closed)

the Communist Song:
I wrote so much on industry
that now I am the leader of the KPD...
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:35, closed)