Homemade BoozeSpanishFly writes, "I have a 'make your own absinthe' kit here, fucking terrified of making it...
"Tell us your stories of when you got so drunk on homemade mead you pissed in the cupboard.
Or tell us about the time you tried to buy wine stabiliser but got chased out of the friendly merchants shop because that compound is used to bash cocaine.
Tell us about the trials and tribulations of not being able to afford 4 cans of strongbow and couldn't brew your own poison so you got pissed on antifreeze and the next day pissed in your own mouth."
Thanks SpanishFly. MAKE THE ABSINTHE
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chthonic, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:39)
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I'm sorry this post has upset you mate.I'm not attempting to win the Booker or similar literary prize, just trying to make a small contribution.I was a staff member and in common with other staff members I had a dad.The party ended up in my room and I can see now why that isn't clear so I shall edit.I had taken a comfort break from the game of strip poker to piss in the sink.I concede that my typing skills are crap and that genteel was spelled incorrectly so I shall correct that now.As for 'Who was at the door?' and 'What happened next? go fuck yourself.Use your imagination you humourless cunt.
You're not an old boy of Eton by any chance? Thanks for your helpful suggestions though.Seriously.
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