Bath room
Im in the bath chillin in some radox

The bathroom door blasts open and my mrs says
"be quiet i need to go" and then either drops a u boat
or literally takes the piss.

i for some reason find myself covering my dong*
which she's seen a million times with the sponge and some foam
and saying "christ is their any chance of a quiet moment in this house ? "

*i say dong i mean semi

this happens with regularity
(Cov Boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:43, 3 replies)

This is like a rubbish e e cummings poem.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:54, closed)

... you're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:56, closed)

I was taking a shower the morning after round a girl's flat
When she came in to the bathroom and did a big toilet. A really stinky one, too.

She didn't become a loved one after that.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:25, closed)