Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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I kicked my brother through a window.Not in a Bruce-Lee stylee, more in a kind of, brotherly scuffle, he loses his balance stylee.
Fortunately, there was a balcony on the other side, but he ended up with his arse through the pane, unable to move for fear of tearing his goolies off.
He couldn't shout, because we'd get a bollocking for breaking the window, so I was his only hope. I went downstairs, made two cups of tea as slowly as I could and then brought them up again, leaving the other just out of his reach.
To be fair, he had shot me with an air rifle just the day before. Sibling rivalry in the Psykopath household was robust, to say the least.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:23, Reply)
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