House Guests"Last week," Ungersven confesses, "I vomited over almost everything in a friend's spare room. The only thing to escape the deluge was the rather attractive (alas engaged) French girl who was sharing the bed with me." Tell us about nightmare guests or Fred West-a-like hosts.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20)
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The police broke in to my house once while I was away thanks to a houseguest.My housemates let some chap they met stay over for a few days because he'd just split up with his girlfriend and had nowhere else to go.
My housemates were students and cleared off for the summer holiday leaving this chap in our house without a key so he could leave in his own time and pull the door to behind him. He did this, but first he used my landline to call his ex and tell her he was off to hang himself in our loft.
The police turn up, get no answer and kick my door in. The first I knew about it all was a phonecall from the landlord to say the house had been broken in to, and it took me a couple of days to find out what had gone on.
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CowJam, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:05,
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