i suck as a flatemate
when i was a little younger, i spent 6 months in new zealand seeing some friends that had used to live in bournemouth, they had moved back a few years ago.
it started really,really well. All 4 of us getting on (me, K, her sister A, and J). It was a beatiful shared house in the suburbs of Tauranga. Result!
before they had moved back to the big NZ i had been very close with K and, although not serious,we were having a bit of fun.
When i got to newzealand A and J were in a reasonably serious relationship. On one of many drunken evenings spent with a bbq and booze, J had mentioned to me he was going to propose to A.
This is where the happy times in that lovely country ends.
You see, A and K were identical twins. and on one of those aformentioned drunken summer evenings, having spent rather alot of time with K trying to rekindle the relation we had shared. Well, generally just trying to get my end away. I walked into the kitchen that evening, filled with drunken confidence and turned 'K' around and kissed her. thinking the responce would be something akin to 'ive missed you so much ChronicCPW' what i got instead was 'ive always liked you ChronicCPW, ever since K started seeing you, ive missed you'(Fuck ive kissed A!!!). As i said i was drunk. My brain did a double take... i am getting nowhere with K and A is right here dripping..... to the bedroom with you. So after 30 mins or so of drunken fun, we returned to the now small gathering of guests + K and J.
the 'Affair' lasted about another 2 weeks before we got found out, it was apparent that i was no longer welcome in the house and went about booking my return flight home :(
K is now back living in the uk and I think A is getting married soon to J... bad times

length: 27hrs on a plane full of recycled air
and no smoke break
(gingerbollocks 'happy and content' since, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:28, 1 reply)

Please,
Dear god, use names! I won't mind if they're fake, it's just easier to follow what's going on.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:02, closed)