My (ex) stepmother
She was one psycho cow.

And my ex Step Brother, what a git, he was fair skinned with Blonde hair, when we went on holiday to Lanzarote he chose to ignore his Mum's advice of not staying in the sun for too long and at the end of the day he was lobster coloured, curled up in a ball and balling his eyes out- how i laughed!

On that very same holiday (to show you how much of a cow my dad's Ex-wife is) I got a bollocking because I didn't sunbathe:
'you won't come back tanned, and no one will know you've been away'
She of course, sunbathed everyday and got coldsores, I walked about in the sun and came back with a better tan than her, without giving myself skin cancer!

Luckily my Dad divorced her but is now with another psycho, luckily I don't live with her :D
(purplefairy, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 18:32, Reply)