life is hell!
Im piss poor, due to lack of qualifications, child maintenance (which I would gladly give up food to pay) and general ongoing bad luck/judgement.

As a consequence, I live in a tres dodgy house share in Chavgomery in Telford.

I was meant to be moving in with two six foot extremely fit sisters. But the week before I moved in they decided to go to Australia for a year, and so rented out all the bedrooms in the house.

One room is taken by a lovely couple, newly engaged, very friendly, shag all the time.
ALL THE TIME.
LOUDLY.
not a problem per se, but tough to take at 3 am. (thin walls you see).

The problem is the guy in the other room.
Steve (for tis his name).
A builder.
A messy fucker. In the EXTREME.

Im not sure he has even paid his rent yet, and he's been here 8 weeks.

Never washes up, nor tidies, nor puts the bin out.
Leaves old pants/socks all over the show.
Smokes in his room, with the door open, despite it being non smoking in the contract.
Has no bedding AT ALL so sleeps on a bare mattress.
Cooks a weeks meals in one go, at MIDNIGHT.
And is an alcoholic.

Prick.
I hate him.

And my life.
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 13:21, Reply)