Top tip for getting rid of the unwanted.
A group of friends had a housemate so foul that they staged a group moving out, just to get rid of him.

Really.

They realised that if they said they were all moving out, this chap would move out too- he wouldn't stay on his own, and didn't want to live with a bunch of strangers. So they hired a big van, packed up the entire house, said their goodbyes and drove away.

They came back the next day, unpacked everything, changed the locks and lived happily ever after, for a while. Said grim housemate was never heard of again!
(clapper, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 13:55, closed)