Crotchfruit
Not funny, but I'll get it off me chest.

Why is it that formerly-cool or fun friends, once they've managed to grunt out a little crotchfruit, think it's necessary to extol their virtues?

I mean, you can see it in their eyes - they say "oh, you should be a parent" but their eyes say "for the love of all that's holy, help me kill it with fire!".

Cunts.
(lustfish, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:22, 3 replies)

"If you had kids you'd understand"
When I hear that line, I feel a wave of murderous rage bubble away inside me.

C'mon NASA/JAXA/NSA/whoever, bring on Matrix-style tube maturation. Is it or is it not the frickin' future already? Or was Beyond2000 lying to me?
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 3:21, closed)

I'm glad the office is almost empty at this time
otherwise more people would've heard me snort with laughter at that "for the love of all that's holy..." part.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:17, closed)

Its true
I take minimike out for a Saturday afternoon pint, give him a bit of ale and a wander about. Fair enough, he's only 18months old but even so I think he should show a bit of decorum when out with his ever-loving father and his chums instead of being the cheeky little rugrat that he is.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:24, closed)