Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Sexual harassmentI was once interviewing people for a job, and this particular candidate was a shy Muslim girl. After I had completed the interview, I got up to shake hands and see her out, and I realised that my fly was not only open, but also gaping like a zippered Goatse, and had been throughout the interview.
It occurs to me that she wasn't shy, but was *scared*. Though not of the length.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 11:52, Reply)
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