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I was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I should be on the sex offenders register, my first sexual relationship was with a girl the same age as me (17). Only when we split up did I find out she was only 15. I was a bit annoyed about having been lied to, but the wierd thing was that I had met her mum and dad and they hadnt said anything, and her dad was a copper! Oh well, that was years ago.

*listens for knock at the door*
(, Tue 22 Aug 2006, 1:53, Reply)

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