School trips are great
One day back in my youth when I was carefree and innocent I happened to be on a coach with the school on a trip to somewhere or another. We were passing a field and I heard the girl behind me say 'Look at all those skinny cows!' I couldn't help but laugh when her friend who was sitting next to her said 'Actually Jade, those are goats.'
(The Lump is malignant, unlike those pansy benign tumours, Fri 7 Jan 2005, 1:12, closed)