Years ago Mr Bum Plops and I trotted merrily along to buy our first ever mobile phones.

The sales assistant was lovely, describing how to turn them on, how to scroll through menus, how to charge etc.

He started to show us how to insert the battery and had, in the process, removed one from the back of one of the phones.

Mr Bum Plops decided to ask about how to add credit to the phone (those scratch off pay-as-you-go vouchers)and came out with...

"So is this where you slot in the voucher?"

The sales assistant and I promptly burst out laughing.

Bless him....he's smart really.....honest...
(bum plops, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 19:23, Reply)