Omelette.
Me and m'bloke were wandering toward the cinema.

"I can smell onions and curry." Say I.
"Onion curry!" Says he.
"No such thing as an onion curry!" Says I.
"Yes there is! If it has onions in it and it's a curry, it's an onion curry!" Says he.

I pause, trying to think of a way to combat this logic. And then announce, with no small degree of pride at my own intelligence, "If you put onion and egg in an omelette, you don't call it an onion omelette, do you!"

A pause.
Him looking at me funny.
Him taking the piss for two days after.
( Pineapplez, Thu 13 Jan 2005, 22:41, Reply)