I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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I oncegot hit very hard in the bollocks by a football and now, eight years on, I'm completely sterile.
I'm saving up to sue the PE teacher in question and my old LEA; my solicitors are monitoring the traffic from this page and receive 50p every time someone clicks "I like this!".
Thank you, thank you - you are so kind (etc.)
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