I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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One dayI was making a nice and spicy hot curry. In the middle of chopping up some extra hot scotch bonnet chillis my body tells me i need to piss.
Word of warning, if you ever need to piss after touching chili peppers please wash your hands FIRST.
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 8:33,
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