I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Oh PantsMy little brother was about 8 at the time. He had a face like thunder in coming home from school one day. Turned out he'd lost his pants after swimming and his jeans had been chaffing his little-boy-bits all day.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 15:45, closed)
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